THE CLOCKS OF HEAVEN
died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What
are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered,
"Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that
she never told a lie."
is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire
clock?" Hillary asked.
is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."